FAQ
Did you know grouches have been around forever?
Since the dawn of civilization, humans have been grouchy. From ancient philosophers complaining about the youth to modern internet users being grouchy about everything, the act of grouching represents authentic human emotion and dissatisfaction.
Oscar the Grouch has been professionally grouchy since 1969, teaching generations that it's okay to love trash and be authentically grouchy. Grouches don't pretend to be happy. They embrace their natural state of dissatisfaction.
$GOR pays homage to this fundamental human behavior by bringing authentic grouchiness into the digital age. Like physical grouches, $GOR has no practical purpose beyond the satisfaction of being grouchy—and that's precisely the point.
What does $GOR do?
It grouches. That's it. Now scram!
What is the utility of $GOR?
See previous answer. Bah!
Is $GOR a good investment?
$GOR is not an investment. It's a grouch. Grouches don't appreciate in value unless they're getting grouchier. This is just a digital grouch that does nothing but complain.
How do I care for my $GOR?
Your $GOR requires no maintenance, feeding, or attention of any kind. It will sit in your wallet indefinitely, perfectly grouchy, complaining about absolutely everything, requiring nothing. This is the beauty of $GOR.
Will my $GOR ever be happy?
Absolutely not! Unlike other tokens that might try to be cheerful, your digital $GOR maintains perfect grouchiness forever. It is the grouchiest token you will ever own, and it's proud of it!